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simplyadorkable-jae:

grotesquelylovely:

renistyle:

andallthatcas:

let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy

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has been with us our entire lives

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from all that

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to good burger

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to kenan and kel

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and now snl

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he has stayed with us from childhood to adulthood

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god bless you kenan thompson


 

and hes not strung out on drugs or whoring around yaaay

^^^

(via 90s90s90s)

jsantagato:

you can’t force someone to have feelings. you can only force your own to go away.

19th May 201316:553,171 notes
beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”
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Lawyer:

Did he rape her?

Witness:

Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.

Lawyer:

That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?

Witness:

Yes, but she was wearin-

Lawyer:

I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?

Witness:

Yes, but-

Lawyer:

I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?

Witness:

Yes.

Laywer:

Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
~   Tyga (via preta-revolucionaria)
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me:

wow i finally understand math
moves on to next question

me:

what the hell is this
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